0.1134 everyone! get a calculator, input the digits 0.1134 and turn it upside down! yeah, 0.1134!
Haha ok! My very first blog entry shall be dedicated to all the 'must-blog' events i had always wanted to blog abt IF i had a blog. So in random order...
1) Mistaken identity
Youngest bro: 姐，i can tell the difference between Sheena and Shermaine already. Actually they look quite different. (they're identical twins that aren't exactly identical)
Me: -shows him this pic-
Me: Ok, tell me which one is Sheena and which is Shermaine
Bro: The green one is Shermaine and the black one is Sheena.
boy, he doesn't recognizes his own sister.
and gave it to her on teacher's day.
HAHAHHAHA
Moral of the story: Always get your idioms right, or you'd be a laughing stock even years after.
4.2) Inequality!
One morning, L, J and myself alighted at our sch bus stop where we cld hear the national anthem being played (which is highly definite that we're late for sch already)
Me: eh go in after national anthem la, i don't wanna salute.
J: Ok
-L dashes off to the sch gate-
In Literature class when we all met...
Me to L and J: eh are yall doing DC (Detention Class) today?
L: I'm early what, so no DC.
J and Me: WHATTTTTT
Me to J: Eh so are you doing DC today?
J: No, tmr.
Me: Tmr? Can meh? You got time ah?
J: Why not? Can la
Me: How long is your DC?
J: *signals 2*
Me: Me too, but then, how can you then clear??!!
J: Can what, tmr 3-5 la..
Me: omgosh, how long is your DC??
J: 2 hours.
Me: WHY YOU TWO HRS? I FREAKING 20 HRS!
Yeah, so i had like 20 hrs DC for being 2 mins late! Seriously from the DM's mouth, longest DC record for a latecoming punishment.
Moral of the story: always salute the nation
Haha ok! My very first blog entry shall be dedicated to all the 'must-blog' events i had always wanted to blog abt IF i had a blog. So in random order...
1) Mistaken identity
Youngest bro: 姐，i can tell the difference between Sheena and Shermaine already. Actually they look quite different. (they're identical twins that aren't exactly identical)
Me: -shows him this pic-
Me: Ok, tell me which one is Sheena and which is Shermaine
Bro: The green one is Shermaine and the black one is Sheena.
boy, he doesn't recognizes his own sister.
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2) Coleslaw and Cholestrol
Me: -laughs at my bro for gravely mispronouncing a certain word-
Bro: 姐 my friend worst lo. -relates an incident at KFC-
Friend: Can i have one chicken meal? And change the potato?
Cashier: What wld you like to change it to?
Friend: One CHOLESTROL (coleslaw)
Haha omgosh, this is like the most classic 'joke' i ever heard. I still laugh uncontrollably when i re-tell it!
3) Lame and Lamer
so, i'm always being told off for being lame BUT i think there's this ONE incident that places Sheena Goh right on top. (so everytime yall think i'm lame, think of Sheena, she's worse.)
On April Fool's 2007, she sent me a msg
Sheena: I've got a boyfriend! we've been tog for X weeks and his name is HAF!
Me: Haha like real! You attached? NEVER. IMPOSSIBLE. who're you tryna kid?
Months later when i suddenly asked her 'why HAF anyway'?
Reason: HAF - Happy April Fool's
So now, who's the epitome of lame-ness? Classic 8th wonder of the world!
Everyone, April Fool's just round the corner! So put on your thinking caps and start stimulating those creative juices!
And so, my classmate drew this!
Me: -laughs at my bro for gravely mispronouncing a certain word-
Bro: 姐 my friend worst lo. -relates an incident at KFC-
Friend: Can i have one chicken meal? And change the potato?
Cashier: What wld you like to change it to?
Friend: One CHOLESTROL (coleslaw)
Haha omgosh, this is like the most classic 'joke' i ever heard. I still laugh uncontrollably when i re-tell it!
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3) Lame and Lamer
so, i'm always being told off for being lame BUT i think there's this ONE incident that places Sheena Goh right on top. (so everytime yall think i'm lame, think of Sheena, she's worse.)
On April Fool's 2007, she sent me a msg
Sheena: I've got a boyfriend! we've been tog for X weeks and his name is HAF!
Me: Haha like real! You attached? NEVER. IMPOSSIBLE. who're you tryna kid?
Months later when i suddenly asked her 'why HAF anyway'?
Reason: HAF - Happy April Fool's
So now, who's the epitome of lame-ness? Classic 8th wonder of the world!
Everyone, April Fool's just round the corner! So put on your thinking caps and start stimulating those creative juices!
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4.1) I'm a plant!
Ok, back in my sec sch days, I was quite a notorious delinquent. So one day in class...
Teacher: Janice, you are already in sec 4, you shld mend your ways and turn INTO a new leaf!
Me: Ok, I'll try my best to turn INTO a new leaf
Ok, back in my sec sch days, I was quite a notorious delinquent. So one day in class...
Teacher: Janice, you are already in sec 4, you shld mend your ways and turn INTO a new leaf!
Me: Ok, I'll try my best to turn INTO a new leaf
And so, my classmate drew this!
and gave it to her on teacher's day.
HAHAHHAHA
Moral of the story: Always get your idioms right, or you'd be a laughing stock even years after.
4.2) Inequality!
One morning, L, J and myself alighted at our sch bus stop where we cld hear the national anthem being played (which is highly definite that we're late for sch already)
Me: eh go in after national anthem la, i don't wanna salute.
J: Ok
-L dashes off to the sch gate-
In Literature class when we all met...
Me to L and J: eh are yall doing DC (Detention Class) today?
L: I'm early what, so no DC.
J and Me: WHATTTTTT
Me to J: Eh so are you doing DC today?
J: No, tmr.
Me: Tmr? Can meh? You got time ah?
J: Why not? Can la
Me: How long is your DC?
J: *signals 2*
Me: Me too, but then, how can you then clear??!!
J: Can what, tmr 3-5 la..
Me: omgosh, how long is your DC??
J: 2 hours.
Me: WHY YOU TWO HRS? I FREAKING 20 HRS!
Yeah, so i had like 20 hrs DC for being 2 mins late! Seriously from the DM's mouth, longest DC record for a latecoming punishment.
Moral of the story: always salute the nation
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5) My Ambition!
Ok, lately i'm really very preoccupied with the idea of becoming a broker when i step into society with a different status other than 'student'. I think a broker is kinda like the fastest way to be able to enjoy all the luxuries in life, other than being born with a silver spoon and ensuring that silver spoon doesn't turn into stainless steel. Plus, I don't hate the nature of the job - i really think it's an interesting occupation! So, after 2 days of intense researching on the pre-requisites of a broker, i realised:
Ok, lately i'm really very preoccupied with the idea of becoming a broker when i step into society with a different status other than 'student'. I think a broker is kinda like the fastest way to be able to enjoy all the luxuries in life, other than being born with a silver spoon and ensuring that silver spoon doesn't turn into stainless steel. Plus, I don't hate the nature of the job - i really think it's an interesting occupation! So, after 2 days of intense researching on the pre-requisites of a broker, i realised:
- there are many types of brokers (i guess i wanna deal in forex or investment)
- brokers have to take several exams (e.g. series 63 and series 7 - which is kinda killer exam)
- to gain an upper advantage, the CPA course is advisable (BUT, this course is like madness! There's 3 exams to be taken in 3 years - which means i have to invest 3 years! That's equivalent to the time i take to pursue my degree!!!)
- there are some brokers without degree certs but again i read elsewhere that a degree in BA is advisable (wham bam alakazam woooooooo! Just exactly what I took)
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Ok man, that's it for my very first official own blog post! Till then!
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