*sleeping*
[0830]
Sheena: you wanna go home or go church? *don't know what she's saying* (BIBLE CLASS, EARLY)
Me: I don't know, anything.

*sleeping*
[08??]
Sheena: so how? you wanna *don't know what she's saying* (CHURCH, HOME)
Me: it's raining, home.
Sheena: sure??
Me: mm!

-Sheena's alarm rang 3 times but she snoozed it off, until eventually, she TURNED it off-

*sleeping*
[10??]
Sherm, Sheena, mummy: *stampede* (LATE LATE!)
-All wakes to brush teeth-

[10??]
Sherm: Hyung wanna go church with us? Supernatural, meaningful
Me: OK.

And this OK led me to........

- The most delicious butter crab (on a crab feast) this noon. So delicious, I even licked my fingers.
- My first mouth of durian (on a durian feast) this noon after years of deterring from it.
- My first? band concert this evening.

TWO ALPHABETS TO HAPPINESS. O-K. hahahahhahaha

And here's SADNESS:
WHY DO I ALWAYS MAKE WRONG SOCCER SCORE PREDICTIONS??
- I became a maid.
- I became a masseur.

DRATS!

Okay, i don't know where to start! SOOOO many things occurred these past few days!!

05/08/08
ytnewt. So at 0000, i received a call from my bro, asking me to peer out the window. So, to the window I went, only to see 3 fellas singing with a cake and playing with sparklers below. Little did they know that i knew of their plan to come over at midnight all along. But these donsengs are quite interesting! I must admit i was surprised by the singing under the house! I don't know if romantic is the word to be used in this instance.

Oh yes, thanks to yall for the 'surprise' and present, and thanks to second mum too for the cake! FYI, my 2nd mum's Sheena and Shermaine's mum! WEIRDLY, I see my 2nd mum, eat with 2nd mum and spend time with 2nd mum more than 1st mum.

Anyway, so what did we do during the first few hrs after I turned 20??
Watch soccer! Haha cos football channel was showing 2003's match of Man U - Arsenal. Interesting match!! Hui and I - Man U. Twins - Arsenal. Verdict - Draw.
Then mahjong!! And lady luck was shining upon me!
I won 750 EMPLOYER CREDITS, Sherm won 20 EMPLOYER CREDITS.
Sheena gained herself 500 MAID CREDITS and Hui gained 270 MAID CREDITS. Haha, a bit more credits, and Sheena's gonna be my Wati for the entire day.


06/08/08
Went for my last driving session. Terribly demorilized is the word to be applied. Anyhow, after driving, GORY went for a haircut again at Marina Heatwave (our last haircut was shortly 2 months ago). Hui's new cut was best! And Aslan had her mane dyed back.

07/08/08
My driving test! Pretty nerve-wrecking. Warm-up session was relatively a breeze (thank goodness. Otherwise, i think I'd really be nervous!) Then balloting time, I got Route 1. Anything but Route 2 (I have a enmity with Route 2 - the slopes don't kill. It's the near-accidents and wide turns that always happen). More relieved I became. But during the test, my left feet started trembling!! Haha I was kinda worried that my engine may die. It didn't tremble so bad before! But anyhow, circuit was GOOD. And that was all the assurance I needed cos I always aced in Route 1. But alas, during one of the turns, I was navigating a right turn. I thought I cld still carry out that turn in time but when I reached the front, it suddenly blinked so i braked hard - but crossed the stop line (and I thought - shucks, goodbye pass. And also, thinking of ORY scolding me TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG; D TUNG).
Performed the rest of the route well, back to the test centre. Saw ORY and shrugged to them cos I wasn't sure of the verdict. Went up with my tester, and I was staring at the paper for MARKED CIRCLES (cos i knew I'd definitely pass if that wasn't an immediate failure). NONE. So, I passed! HAHA YAY-NESS. So, that wasn't a fatal mistake after all!

Got my PAPER license, and went to 'celebrate'. For the first time, we tried FLAMING LAMBORGHINI. Dammmmmmmmm special, dammmmmmmm cool!!! Expensive, but worth the try. Everyone shld try it!

08/08/08
COOL DATE. What were you doing at 08/08/08, 08:08:08? I was in bed with Sheena Goh. And we realised it only at night. HAHAHA.

At night, I borrowed a car and GORY went driving!! Only the 4 of us, without any professional supervision! We drove from UPPER PAYA LEBAR/UPPER SERANGOON to AMK HUB for a movie, then to Bedok 85 for food, then to East Coast Park for the beach, then dropped them home at Pasir Ris. We're road noobs so it took us almost an hour to get from UPPER PAYA LEBAR/UPPER SERANGOON/HG to AMK! The parkings and multi-storey carparks were the funniest. GORY was in full force, helping each other. 2 ppl had to go down, 1 had to stay in the car to supervise the driver - all just to get a car into a parking lot. Oh yea, then when we saw a trail of water on the ground coming from the car, we thought the car was leaking oil! We got afraid for a moment, then took tissue paper to soak, and then smelled it!! Only to realise, it's air con water... HAHA. After dropping them at PSR, I went back to UPPER PAYA LEBAR/UPPER SERANGOON alone and I seriously lost my way! Driving the TPE back was shuang but I've never exited to HG from the TPE before!I live in SK after all. So I drove and drove and drove in a lost area - and I was using my phone while driving! My license cld have gotten REVOKED one day after I got it (what a joke haha!) but i realise i control the car better when i use the phone whilst driving cos i'm more focused!

it's dammmm scary getting lost, trying to find your way, and ending up at same places. But, quite an experience.

Whilst driving,
JANICE TAN almost rammed into the side pavement at speed of 70km/h before realising, and doing a turn away, suddenly jerking the 3 others.
SHERMAINE GOH mounted the right kerb.
KOH HUI LIN mounted the left kerb.
SHEENA GOH went in the total opposite direction 1 sec after where I told her turn, TWICE.

And GORY did countless illegal turns and reverses.
We gotta be more zai, and quiet.

And the entire night of anyhow-driving the expressways (to speed) cost us $40.
But it was fun.

GREEN OVER-DOSAGE LEADS TO DEATH

Fellas, it's so unlike me to blog two entries in a single day.
but, when the situation calls for it,
a person's gotta do what a person's gotta do.


HAHAHA and don't get me wrong, I don't love green.

But for all the hard work SHERMAINE THE ASLAN has done for me, I agreed to keep this GREEN BLOG on for TWO days. I'm counting down alr..

More accurately, SHERMAINE THE ASLAN was supposed to just help me link themselves! But alas. Look what has become of it. SHE REVAMPED THE ENTIRE BLOG, and refuses to return my old template!

Don't get me wrong, SHERMAINE THE ASLAN, I STILL LOVE YOU.

ok, two days.

Q: GORY's favourite pastime during lectures?
A: NONSENSE.
literally, doing non-sensical stuff

Proof? Visit these blogs (cos i haven't linked them!!)
Sherm (O) : www.ateachocolate.blogspot.com
Hui (R) : www.-wingsoflove-.blogspot.com
Sheena (Y) : www.songforlyfe.blogspot.com

Anyhow, one typical not-very-fine-but-GORY-can-make-it-fine lecture, I sieved out my driving lessons schedule, which is simply a piece of paper measuring 7.4cmX14.85cm.
With a template below

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GORY was to come up with a story.
So, fun and laughter, peace and joy, it became one of GORY's fave activities for other not-very-fine-but-GORY-can-make-it-fine lectures.

The story I'm posting abt is 'The Last Story' with the theme - Practicality.
(literally, it was my last piece of paper thus being 'The Last Story')

Legend: Huilin, Shermaine, Janice, Sheena

So with the template 'We are having IBM lecture now', GORY started stimulating their literary and creative juices!

'Way up high am I, on my magic book in the sky!'
Emitting light from the spark of love (a wand)

Arched with [The Book] and love will I win
Reaching for thy true love I will find
'Enter my world my dear awaited Prince' daydreams pauper Adrainella

Handsome Prince Lyonard, who was disguised as a traveller strolled past on his stallion
'Amazing Kiss' pauper Adrainella continues singing
'Vienna! I have reached Vienna!' shouts the Prince
'I hear sounds. Sounds of a fast stallion of royal quality!' says Adrainella
Nervously, she flew towards the bridge leading to Vienna from the woods
Gathering all her courage, she lies down in the middle of the bridge

Indignantly oblivious to her surroundings
Blackened out she acted as
'Mulin! Stop!' ordered the traveller when he saw her

'Let me die! I don't want to live anymore' acted Adrainella
'End you facade!' shouted Princess GORY
'Cut it out cousin. Can't you see the pauper's hurt?' say Prince
The pauper was disappointed that the rider of the stallion was only a traveller (or so she thought) '
Up to you!' *paboya! can't you tell she's faking it* Princess GORY thought
'Realise your folly and come to your senses!' she shouted
Eliminating the traveller as her choice of guy, Adrainella said 'fine fine I was playing' and flicks her long hair as she turns away

N the price found the hair flicking really sexy. Adrainella accidentally mian-ed her lips too
'Oh man, that B***H!' Princess GORY jealously thought
Wow, I'm gonna get her! thought the Prince.

X The End X

hahah for more stories, visit the blogs above!
gosh, what a tedious post!